In an ocean of apps done poorly, these rise to the top
If you're reading this, chances are you have an awesome pocket computer running Android at your disposal. Today's Android phones and tablets can pretty much do anything, and that includes things of an adult nature. We want to help you find and see that content the best way possible.
We're not here to condone or condemn anyone or anything — and by all means let's keep things legal — but we feel that adults using their Androids to peruse adult content is just fine and dandy. We bet a good number of you guys and gals feel the same way.
If you don't agree, that's cool, too. We also are firm believers in the "live and let live" philosophy, and fully respect your opinion and support your right to have it. We also advise you to not click through the break if you think you might be offended. We love you regardless.
Don't worry, we're not trying to push any boundaries or limits (too terribly far), we just want to share a list of the best ways to find and browse adult content on Android. And do it in an adult way.
Namaste my friend. Namaste.
MiKandi
If you're looking for a bit of everything sexy, kinky or naughty, MiKandi is where you'll want to start. Simply put, it's the best place to get curated adult theme applications for Android. Whether you want something silly that involves jiggling boobs, or want to see some gritty adult movie action, MiKandi has you covered.
MiKandi is its own app store, and uses its own virtual currency system. You'll find plenty of things that are free and every taste is covered. You will need to register with MiKandi to download and install apps, but there's really no reason not to. Millions of others have, and they don't spam you or share your details. It's worth it to know that you're installing apps that have been weeded through and the malware and garbage was thrown out.
- To install the free MiKandi store, fire up the browser on your phone and head right here
Planet Pron
If you're just looking for adult imagery without any games or fluff, Planet Pron is a great place to look. Videos and pictures from a huge selection of categories are presented in a native Android app with full use of the hardware of your device.
There are no pop-ups and no malware like one would find on a typical "adult" website, and you can even sign up for Pro and Premium membership to get full speed HD streaming. Content is updated every day, and you'll probably find exactly what you're looking for.
- The Planet Pron app is free, and you can install it by surfing right here on your phone's web browser
Weed Maps Marijuana Strains
Just because you aren't allowed to do it where you live, doesn't mean it's not OK elsewhere. An important part of cannabis legalization is to treat it properly, and support legal vendors who aren't selling a dime-bag to your kids.
Again, folks. If it's not legal where you're at, don't do it.
That said, Weed Maps is wonderfully done, and will help you locate what you're looking for in the places where it's legal to sell it. You won't find anything about Craigslist dealers or shady online operations here.
Weed Maps not only helps you find where to buy Marijuana, it also tells you about discounts, exclusive offers and daily deals. Add in a section for reviews and a social network, and you have the makings of a great app for connoisseurs.
Mixology Drink Recipes
If you're going to have a drink or two, remember a few important things. First of all, you need to be a responsible adult. We don't condone or endorse underage drinking, nor do we want anyone to place themselves or anyone in danger. The next important thing is to learn to make a good drink.
That's where Mixology comes in. Thousands of recipes for just about any flavor of adult beverage are included, and sorting through them is dead simple. Browse by category, or tell the app what you have on hand and you'll find just the right recipe for a perfect cocktail. Or get adventurous and click that random tab — you might find something new. You can also find your local liquor store and learn a bit about just how to use common bartending tools to make that perfect drink.
The app is free, and if you're serious about mixing up those drinks a paid version is available.
Down
Formerly known as Bang With Friends, Down is the dating app to help you find people who are Down for, erhm, it.
You sign in with Facebook, select friends who you want to get down with, and the app notifies them about you if they're also using Down. The developers promise to never post anything to Facebook under your name, and everything is discreet — only people also interested in getting Down even know you're using the app. As a bonus, if you're looking for something a bit more tangible that just getting down, you can also fish for folks to have a date with. With over 1.7 million users, there's a good chance someone you know wants to get Down.
Down is free, and requires a Facebook profile to do anything.
BaconReader for Reddit
While Reddit is plenty popular with folks of all ages, there are parts that are absolutely NSFW and filled with content of an adult nature. We love an open and free Internet, so we're glad they are there. And we want you to be able to browse them the best way possible. Of course, the best way to see the not-so-kid-friendly content is also the best way to see all of what Reddit has to offer.
That's BaconReader. Subreddit grouping, filtering by domain and keywords, image uploading should you want to contribute and a great slideshow mode if you just want to look make BaconReader the best and most popular way to read Reddit — all of Reddit.
BaconReader is free and also looks great on your tablet!
Chanu - 4chan for Android
Maybe Reddit is a bit to tame for you, and you want to go to the darkest pit of the Internet. You'll find that at 4chan. We won't judge /b/ro. We just want you to see 4chan the best way you can.
Chanu is that best way. You can favorite the boards you frequently visit, post replies or new threads using images from the web, your photos or right from your camera and even create watchlists to keep track of those threads where you don't want to miss a single post. Chanu even supports 4chan Pass for all the power users out there. The best part — it's also great for the excellent "safe" content you'll find at 4chan.
Chanu is free, and is optimized for both phones and tablets.
There are countless ways to see adult content on your Android out there, covering a broad range of subject matter. This is our list of the best of the best, and ones we feel confident to recommend. Be sure to tell us in the comments if you know another we should have a look at. Sorting through apps is a tough job, and we always love hearing input about great stuff we need to check out.
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